(Jonathan Harford's Livejournal)

A Reverend Billy white coat, the coat in which he married Amy and Carl, baptized Albert and Theresa's baby Liberty, sang a duet with Joan Baez, and sat in the Tombs [Jail] seven times in these holy rags...Coat and collar and black slightly damaged bib-vestment.

Jonathan loves the new Facebook profile customization options (keyboard shortcut: Ctrl-W)!

Did you talk to [Redacted] (don’t know how to spell her name). What do you think? If you are okay with it, I don’t have any objection. Even I think, it is better because you don’t have to travel after work in this cold weather.

Did you read the secret? That’s what I have been after you to read. This is the condensed version of that book “Secret”. I am happy that she sent to you. Please read and follow her instuction. Work hard. Think positive. Have faith in God and faith in yourself. You will be the winner.Good luck.
Love,
MOM

He has to get an echocardiogram as well as some intensive dental work. Diane and I have taken up a writing job to help pay for these rather expensive procedures.

That’s where you can come in.

The job is to write 1,000 original pick-up lines. Silly, sexy, ironic, any type. It’s a fairly gargantuan task, and we could use all the help we can get to reach that number.

So, if you can spare the time, reach into your inner-smarm and throw out some gems.

A woman was forced by the Transportation Security Administration to remove her nipple rings before she was allowed to board a flight, an attorney said on Thursday.

"The woman was given a pair of pliers in order to remove the rings in her nipples," said Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred. "The rings had been in her nipples for many years."

• “Going to the bathroom.”
• “Going to the restroom.”
• “Going to go have a rest.”
• “Going to go take a nap.”
• “Going to go have some fun.”
• “Going to the room of fun.”
• “Going to go have some good times.”
• “Good times.”
• “Going to Good Times Land.”
• “Going to the Champagne Room.”
• “Going to go have some champagne.”
• “Going to go have a glass of bubbly.”
• “Going to go have a glass.”
• “Going to go fill a glass.”

Every two weeks, they measured the strength of the volunteers' muscles. The volunteers who thought about exercise showed a 13.5 per cent increase in strength after a few weeks, and maintained that gain for three months after the training stopped. Controls who missed out on the mental workout showed no improvement in strength.

Its main claim to fame is that its name is a tautology: "Tor", "pen", and "how" all mean "hill" in different languages; the first two are Brythonic and the last Anglo-Saxon. Therefore "Torpenhow Hill" means "Hillhillhill Hill". The theory is that successive residents took the previous residents' name for the hill and added their own word for hill.

As I was led through the subway station in handcuffs Tuesday night, a young girl called after me, "Oooh, undercover got you, didn't they? What you did, ma?" All I did was drink a beer from a paper bag while waiting for the F train. Trashy habit, and technically illegal, but who cares, right? In fact, the NYPD cares very much. What followed was twenty-four hours in two jails, hours in handcuffs, and eventual dismissal in that three-ring circus known as Night Court. Everything I need to know about life, I learned in the female prisoner holding pen in the Tombs.